AN UNOFFICIAL PARODY PRODUCTION
JEVDOOM
An AI model played Doom. Apparently it was pretty good. So we did the only reasonable thing: we bought the domain.
E1M1: THE HYPE
Typesafe introduced Jev and its "System One" models — the fast, instinctive kind of thinking. The internet did what the internet does: somebody pointed it at Doom.
Apparently it was pretty good at it.
Every piece of hardware eventually runs Doom. It was only a matter of time before the models started playing it. This page exists to mark the occasion.
E1M1: YOUR TURN
The model got its go. Now you get yours: the shareware episode of DOOM, running right here in your browser. No install, no API key, no context window.
Needs a keyboard. Arrow keys move, SPACE fires, E opens doors. Or open it full page at jevdoom.com/play.
E1M1 FINISHED
- KILLS
- 100%
- ITEMS
- 100%
- SECRET
- 100%
- TIME
- 0:01
- PAR
- SUCKS
Stats are vibes, not benchmarks. The secret was this domain. You found it.
YOU NEED A BLUE KEY TO OPEN THIS DOOR.
JEVDOOM.COM
IS FOR SALE
Want it for your launch, your fan site, or your own ultra-violent benchmark? The blue key is just an email away.
E1M2: FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTS
What is jevdoom.com?
A Doom-themed parody page marking the moment an AI model played Doom. Typesafe introduced Jev and its System One models, someone pointed one at Doom, and it was pretty good at it.
Is this affiliated with Typesafe or id Software?
No. It is an unofficial parody, not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Typesafe or id Software.
Can I play Doom here?
Yes. Pick NEW GAME and a skill level, press PLAY DOOM, or go to jevdoom.com/play. It's the shareware episode of DOOM (1993) running on Chocolate Doom compiled to WebAssembly. You need a keyboard.
Is jevdoom.com really for sale?
Yes. Email sales@jevdoom.com.
Are there any secrets on this page?
Yes. Use the arrow keys and Enter in the menu, try QUIT GAME, type the cheat codes iddqd, idkfa or idclip, and click the face in the status bar.